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Seeing Earth from Space is for April Fools

by The Original Cyndi

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1.
Beggars and Choosers (free) 04:29
Fireworks, and the taco truck dance party 'Nother decade 'nother dragon's den Fireworks in the taco truck dance party Another wreck another sink for it all to spin down. . Oh, honey, I did my yoga . . legs sound the trumpet Mr. Waggle's coke buddies wanna bump it I said 'you know I think you need an 8th inch to RCA' They just look at me funny. . funny. . funny, 'cos it's true. . Beggars Being Choosers Lovers and Losers Shit on my feet I can't compete From the balcony Orwellian diamonds shine Plastic cup is double speak for Gin and Tonic or Wine Taco truck dance is(nt?) something I suggest Mix the Guac with the Hand Grenade make a test Right about time you're having a ball Go blow a hole in the dungeon wall. . Beggars Being Choosers Lovers and Losers Shit on my feet I can't compete
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they are, indeed, optional
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[in an open relationship with]
4.
SHIT OUTTA LUCK (free) 02:20
What a joke The race to space But you had your table set And I didn't have a place Couldn't break my poor manners Use my hands to slurp spaghetti Oh Lord it's gettin' heady! EATING TOO MANY 4 LEAF CLOVERS DROPPING THE SOAP WHEN YOU BEND OVER STEP ON A CRACK AND YOU GOT STUCK BABY BABY YOU'RE SHIT OUTTA LUCK [shit outta luck y'all] Monkey in me wants to throw shit on the wall on the cage on this page. . Is it time to blast me off, count me down Do I get a choice in it all?
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ADHDTVBlues (free) 04:34
Those kiddos blowin' their tissues Red and Blue oooh. .[got the blues] They gonna tell you They see further than you That sweet lady Had a parasympathetic But if you want more than what you got You just gonna have to forget it Took away my woodgrain console Gave me widescreen for my dreams Here come the news chopper invaders The chroma key masturbaters The kiddos blow their tissues, honey, Red and Blues, ooh. . They say 'we see further than you' Seen a purple people eater Come through the transceiver Musta had a little too much. . . .
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Loonar Landing (free) 04:57
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yup
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C90 High Speed Dubbing (free) 02:43
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Resume (free) 03:18
I was thrust into a foreign land Run around my hometown with a resume in my hand So many gaps on my experience list, Who I held hands with, Who I kissed. . . You know I always brought you flowers But now what can I afford? We can watch the sun until it gets dark Stay up all night, wander 'round in the park Lay in the grass, get sticky pins in our clothes Bask in each others hot-cross-bunned souls. . .
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Sketch Book (free) 02:43
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smear-icks.
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Karaokedokie (free) 03:20
sing a song about pretending to love stick it out for the push and shove much too early for a vow but such grace with which you bow tell me bout your mother and father i know everyone's a son or a daughter parents slumber in the shadow of senseless but where we roam the night is relentless i'll sing one about the solitary It's just one of those things I carry Well besides your cigarettes And advice I don't even follow myself In the day the wild are tamed The speakers silent, the sinners shamed But tonight we both have names Tonight we both have names. . .

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released October 10, 2010

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